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The Interview: The Head Bitch In Charge Only Hires BIG Cocks

theinterviewThis new hot, exclusive audio can only be found in this Goody Bag – 7 erotic minutes of storytelling for just $15! Buy it now.

You’re job hunting and have applied for a personal assistant position at a completely female owned kelly_black_ (6)multi-million dollar business. The HBIC (head BITCH in charge) has called you in for an interview. You’re seated in a very crowded waiting room…………….looking around at the other applicants. Beefy men with tailored suits and one thing they all seem to have in common; bulging crotches!

Your name is called and you’re escorted to her office door. You hesitate as you reach out and take the knob; twisting it and walking in………………

There she is…………looking as confident, domineering and sexy as you imagined.

It’s time for your Interview. Will you measure up?

This audio has threads of: sph, humiliation, female domination, cum eating, roleplay, secretary, panties, high heels, joi and cfnm

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Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com

XOXO Kelly

Sissy Steffy: My Official Limp Dicked Loser – Exposed!

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I am SO very excited to expose and humiliate my newest exposure volunteer (she IS a volunteer after all; having purchased my Public Exposure Goody Bag!). She asked for this!

Steffy is quite the sexy little sissy as you can see from her photos and from her Sissy ID Card. I mean; look at that pouty pink mouth and that sexy blonde hair! See her practicing her cock sucking skills on that dildo?

I recently had a call with Steffy and she didn’t realize I was actually jotting down notes; word for word and here’s what she had to say:

“Every girlfriend I’ve ever had; I would never be able to get it up for them. They would all become disappointed and cheat on me eventually. I would just stay soft and limp; it was pathetic. I would stay completely soft. They would cheat with Alpha males; I was useless.”

Useless. Limp Dicked. Disappointment To Women.

“I’m thinking about moving away and becoming a T-girl hooker. I’ve had offers before and that way I could transition to actually be a she-male for the rest of my life. Cock worship and cum swallowing is all I fantasize about and I’ve done it before. I’ve worshiped the cocks of a few dom daddys and dominant she-males and it was where I belonged.”

Many Disappointed Lovers

I also took the time to find out the names of some of those potential lovers that Sissy Stef has completely disappointed: Jamal K., Cassandra M., Marlaina J., Diana C., Tina H., Rachelle P.

Can you believe how many people have been disappointed because this limp dicked loser couldn’t perform? Oh, but I bet Steffy could perform for cock!

Remember sending me this photo collage Steffy? Didn't think I'd use it to further expose you? Think again lovely!

Remember sending me this photo collage Steffy? Didn’t think I’d use it to further expose you? Think again lovely!

Do you remember sending me this lovely photo collage Steffy? Didn’t think I’d use it to further expose you? Think again lovely.

Enjoy your exposure Steffy. Remember; I’m leaving the country for several weeks starting next week – you will be completely unable to beg, pay or plead for me to remove this blog post until I get back. YUM.

OMG – this just in – if you google ‘sissy steffy exposed limdick loser’ you might be able to actually see her! In action! Go ahead…..give her a look; she’ll like it.

2 Girls + Your Little Dick – Real sph & JOI!

sphkcksusanI’ve invited my friend Mistress Susan (small penis hotline on NF!) into my living room to expose your tiny dick! Enjoy the genuine laughter, the real excitement of me & my friend, Mistress Susan as they make you strip, make you stroke and make you cum – all while laughing, joking and even making wagers! You are going to love being in front of the two of us.

This audio has themes of: joi, sph, humiliation, masturbation instruction, exposure, cum eating, laughter, women giggling

Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on
Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com

XOXO Kelly

Laughing My Ass Off At You!

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This new audio is one solid minute of my genuine laughter. I could be laughing after seeing your dick for the first time – you could have asked me out on a date; to marry you even! – You could be crying after I come home from a date with my new boyfriend. There are many reasons I might be laughing at you. I’ll let you decide. Purchase 1 Minute Of Laughter Now.

Then,call me to hear me laugh at you – directly. Honestly. In real time.

Please make sure to leave A++++ Feedback on this
and any other goodies you purchase.

Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com

XOXO Kelly

You Don’t Deserve Me! A New Erotic Audio

You Don't Deserve Me

What makes you think I’d ever want to have sex with a guy like you? Look at me. I  can get any man I want! You know you don’t deserve a woman like me. Cock size matters; I would never find myself with a guy like you between my legs. 3 Minute Exclusive Erotic Audio only $5.

This audio has themes that include: humiliation, sph, conversational degradation, cock sucking discussion, cuckold, pussy licking

I hope you enjoy this hot new audio!

Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com

XOXO Kelly

New Audio: Honey, You’re Too Small! sph & Cuckold

Honey You're Too Small

It’s time you knew the truth. Your dick is just TOO SMALL to please me. I’m going to fuck my co-worker and his big, fat man cock!

5 Minute Exclusive Erotic Audio only $10. Buy Here.

This audio has themes that include: sph, light humiliation, cuckold, premature ejaculation, hot wife, laughter

I hope you enjoy this hot new audio! I love providing sexy humiliation!
Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.
P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com
XOXO Kelly

 

Sniff My Ass Tiny Dicked Loser! New Audio Available!

Introducing a brand new Erotic Audio from Kink Coach Kelly!

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New Audio! Over 8 Minutes – small penis humiliation, high priced escort, ass sniffing!

8 minute erotic audio & one ass pic! You’ve ordered a high priced escort and here I am at your hotel room! However, once you reveal your tiny little dick to me; I charge you EXTRA and make you sniff my ass!  Buy It Here.

Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

P.S. – I also make custom audios! Send me an email to discuss erotic content and pricing. kelly@kinkcoachkelly.com

XOXO

Kelly

A One Nutted Fuck – Publicly Exposed

I received an email on Niteflirt recently letting me know that my Public Confession Goody Bag had been purchased by someone named ihaveonenut. I knew he was a loser before I even found out the truth about him! He really does just have a uni-ball!

I couldn’t believe it when he sent me this picture:

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That is what it looks like when a guy takes his one ball and makes it even tighter! Talk about a One Balled Loser! Anyone know a half man named Steve Long or maybe Mr. Singleton? With a wifey named Kristine? If so – make sure you told him you’ve seen his wonder nut!

You asked for the exposure. Here it is! You know there’s only one way to get me to take this down……….

 

Now Offering: Professional Penis Evaluation

Hi there! I wanted you to be the first to know about a new program that I’m now offering:

Professional Penis Evaluation!

Penis Evaluation

Many men ask me my opinion about their cock size; I’m sure you’re curious to know, too. Aren’t you? Through this Sunday, June 29th, I’m offering this package for just $15. It will be $25 after that.

Your Professional Penis Evaluation Includes:

  • Informative Packet Instructions
  • Link to password protected online questionnaire
  • Penis Measurement Instructions
  • Penis Preference Chart
  • Penis Comparison Guide
  • Permission to email 3 penis photos
  • A personalized email from me; evaluating your penis and giving you my professional opinion of it’s size

Purchase your evaluation packet and you will have my personal opinion within hours! I’ll be watching my email all weekend long for your results.

Don’t forget to look through my Goody Bag collection while you’re online, to follow me on Twitter and to subscribe to my Personal Blog for updates.

Have fun taking those measurements and taking those penis pics for me!

XOXO

Kelly

 

Don S.: A 4.5 inch Wriggly Wormie!

It’s Public Exposure Time!

Let me tell you all about Don S. He felt, and I wholeheartedly agree, that the public know about him. Don is from Ottowa, Canada and he’s 61 years old. He recently purchased my Public Confession Goody Bag and then called to give me all of his information. My first clue as to Don’s ‘biggest’ issue was his Niteflirt name:

Wriggly Wormie

thCan you believe a man would use a name like that? Wriggly Wormie? Well, it turns out the name is quite fitting because Don has a …………

4.5 Inch Dick!

I could hardly stop laughing. It was so hysterical! Then, he goes on to tell me that he recently mailed a letter to a former girlfriend of his; he offered her the following (this is word for word):

Dear Mistress B…,

i am writing to humbly beseech of You the privilege of being Your slave, one weekend per month.  During this time, i would do whatever tasks You deigned to assign me – housecleaning, grocery shopping (at my expense, of course), etc.  i would also submit to any humiliation or punishment You would choose to bestow – locked into chastity, wearing a sissy outfit, spanked, foot worship, etc.

The schedule would be flexible and at Your convenience, of course.

If You are so inclined, You could reply using the self-addressed envelope enclosed or by e-mailing (email removed)

Should this arrangement be unworthy of You, i vow not to contact You again. Yours abjectly, don aka “wriggly wormie” aka…

Of course; he hasn’t heard from her.

I have wriggly wormie on the phone with Me at this very moment and I’m going to have him touch his little worm. When I do finally decide if his wormie gets to squirt; I’m going to have him beg me to click the ‘Publish’ button which will send this blog post out to EVERYONE………………

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